These coffee flavour descriptions could also be about farts

If you like options more than you actually like coffee, you’re living in the right era; there are loads of coffee shops, with ridiculous amounts of different types of coffee and you can even get that coffee shop taste at home if you have a machine to provide it. Although, for the full experience, you need to misspell your own name on a cup, after standing in the kitchen for the same amount of time it takes someone to read a 58-drink menu and change their mind four times.

Someone noticed something about the descriptors for the many flavours available, and it might just put you off your drink.

My colleague, who is not on Twitter, pointed out that these Nespresso tasting notes could also describe farts. I’ll never regard my coffee in the same way again pic.twitter.com/Z6mlA1tPZD

— Alex Robinson (@Robinson_IP) July 29, 2019

We have to say, if it’s “dense and powerful”, that probably wasn’t a fart.

Source: @Robinson_IP