There were some very satisfying replies to these smug-looking new home owners
It’s the first thing you do when you buy your own home right? You take your picture in front of it. Then you stick it on Twitter, obviously. With a smug-sounding message reinforcing exactly how smug-looking you are in the picture, right?
Okay, we might have lost you after the first one. Not these people, though. They did this.
18, financially stable, just bought a house. What have you done 😎 pic.twitter.com/7kIRLFiC5g
— Kate (@kaaatelewis) February 16, 2018
Reassuringly for everyone else, whether you own your own home or not, the replies were very satisfying, occasionally emotional, and mostly very funny.
1.
i rent an apartment with money that wasn’t given to me by my parents. so we’re tied
— ye chunky mangos (@sheckyyoungman) February 19, 2018
2.
I’m 26, financially unstable, and still living with my parents, but I’m happy for the first time in a long time. And that means a lot for me.
— Luis Esteban Cabrera (@SweetLou_33) February 18, 2018
3.
when i was 18 i got gonorrhea so bad my dad had to bring me my meals in bed on a tray https://t.co/Lnp3J2ClJE
— helen (@helen) September 2, 2019
4.
I once threw a kettle over a pub.
— Tyrone James (@tyronej1984) February 25, 2018
5.
33, rent a house, I got drunk and bought a medieval sword online.
— Dustyn (@MudPieChef) February 18, 2018
6.
swallowed a magnet ball when I was 9 and had to poop in a plastic bag for a week and squish my shit around until I finally pooped it out because the doctor said it could get stuck in me and I would have to get surgery to get it removed if I didn’t poop it out. https://t.co/kufQoy55yc
— ian (@ianisuglyyy) August 27, 2019
7.
Well, amongst other things I certainly had class, dignity and self respect. Maybe you will by the time you’re 21
— Rob Ross (@gooner145) February 19, 2018
8.
33, still renting, eating tacos rn. I make music but I put underwear on my head https://t.co/75bKJ7blnc
— FuntCase | DPMO (@FuntCaseUK) August 30, 2019
9.
Them plants look far from stable tho pic.twitter.com/chQiHWz4ls
— “CALL ME OVIE” (@trillface_1) May 6, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/kendraaaleighh/status/1168617188653072384
11.
A looked in the mirror before i left this morning pic.twitter.com/EQ9xO43jSV
— Ross Hamilton (@rosshamilton13) February 17, 2018
12.
At 18 I was pumping birds and getting ripped to my tits. I m now 50 and financially stable.
— Biffin Bridge (@RussellHunter3) February 17, 2018
xx
13.
https://twitter.com/antherpensee/status/1168463200918089729
14.
This screams, financially unstable, homeless pic.twitter.com/8Za7r8CC5X
— Dan (@DanCrossley_7) February 17, 2018
15.
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) September 2, 2019
16.
When I was 18 I got fingered in a reshowing of Star Wars The Phantom Menace by my future spouse so I guess we all had a big 18th year.
— Dr. Thotchev, wear down these balls (@VestaDear) September 2, 2019
17.
when I was 26 I ate a whole frozen pizza by myself https://t.co/RByRrt09eN
— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) September 2, 2019
18.
Prepare to divorce at 25.
— Guillaume D. (@GDeleur) May 14, 2019
19.
https://twitter.com/QUEEENSUS/status/1168399717555789824
20.
32, fought for my country, earned all my own money 😉
— Shane (@Shane2559) February 17, 2018
21.
https://twitter.com/notviking/status/1167619330202193920
22.
I survived death when I was 2 days old
— Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) February 19, 2018
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