The 25 funniest things we’ve seen this week
13.
Been shopping and I bought myself an expensive barge pole, well I thought I’d push the boat out.
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) September 2, 2019
14.
Last night I tucked my four-year-old into bed, gave him a hug and a kiss and said, “I love you so much,” and he responded, “Got it, see you tomorrow.”
— Arash Karami (@thekarami) September 4, 2019
15.
the book I ordered from Ikea arrived! pic.twitter.com/dDjUfaHozn
— Ditz McGee 🇨🇦 (@DitzMcGeee) September 3, 2019
16.
white boy i swear to fucking god if you don’t play that funky music
— viking (@notviking) August 31, 2019
17.
Any bathroom’s a wet room if you just don’t give a fuck.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 5, 2019
18.
At this critical time in British politics very important not to get distra.. OMG look at his face pic.twitter.com/vlazzW06mh
— Liz Bates (@wizbates) September 2, 2019
19.
The opposite of a mermaid is a landlady
— Cal Wilson (@calbo) September 1, 2019
20.
16 yo me: *about to take math final* You got this.
26 yo me: *about to run a marathon* You got this.
36 yo me: *about to start a movie after 8pm* You got this.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 3, 2019
21.
The White House have now released this photo to prove that Trump never met Jeffrey Epstein. pic.twitter.com/9SehPzn2BP
— Facts Do Matter (@WilDonnelly) September 4, 2019
22.
Dr. Seuss now lead headline writer for the Standard. pic.twitter.com/YmatIoOiVo
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) September 5, 2019
23.
The size of that baby it must have nearly killed her on the way out pic.twitter.com/nqLgoNottq
— adam (@RummHammm) September 5, 2019
24.
This feels like a still from a sitcom called TEEN JESUS pic.twitter.com/mJGOW50WtR
— John Gallagher (@earlymodernjohn) September 5, 2019
25.
how do lawyers not cry when arguing
— tom (@TommSobieski) September 4, 2019