Animals do terrible things – and here are 15 of the worst
9.
The Jack Russell we had as a kid, dug up the rabbit, I'd buried carefully in the back garden, after he'd killed it.
Double Bastard.— Jay (@ArthBychan) September 30, 2019
10.
When I was a kid I used to really want to be the next Michael Flatley and, despite not having a single lesson, I thought I was fucking fantastic. After performing for my family my uncle's boxer dog vomited on me. Worst review I've ever had. There's a recoding of the whole thing. https://t.co/GxLSbzLfbU
— Elly Jones (@Elllllllllllly) September 30, 2019
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My family dog ate a plastic bag which I had to then pull out of his arse when he couldn't shit it out properly https://t.co/QuAicJqAa8
— EV (@whateverson_) September 30, 2019
12.
not to me. But I had a cat when I was younger that hated my sister so much, she would shit in my sister's hair when she was asleep.
Every night https://t.co/XkEe2yPrjU
— Jenny with a Y 🍷🎂🎉 (@Valress) September 29, 2019
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I was taking a selfie with a reindeer at Stamford Bridge. I laughed and the reindeer put its tongue in my mouth 😳 https://t.co/VG6lXA3Rqt pic.twitter.com/Hso1SC6RbT
— Nikki L (@sporty_niknak) September 30, 2019
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Got chased by dogs and ended up running into a metal post holding up a sign that said "no dogs allowed". https://t.co/9y8wywcraB
— Joe 🎾 (@ProdigyRepJoe) September 29, 2019
15.
When I was in a park beside Buckingham Palace and a squirrel ran up my body and stole the food out of my hand causing me to scream loudly and a large group of Russian tourists watching this then proceeded to pee themselves laughing 😣 https://t.co/pGTeTyD3pz
— R@ymønd (@RaymondSouthorn) September 30, 2019
David Smith shared two run-ins he’d had with animals and we know which was the worst.
A wasp stung me in the eyeball when I was five, and I was hospitalised for 24 hours. Apparently my eye went completely white and they were worried I was going to lose my sight.
Oh, and a bastard penguin stole my Hula Hoops during the penguin parade at Edinburgh Zoo. https://t.co/qU429DP388
— David Smith (@DVDSmith) September 29, 2019
Hula-Hoops are sacrosanct.
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