This Glaswegian woke up in the wrong house after a party next door and his story is 10/10
This is 74 seconds very well spent, a guy from Glasgow who woke up in the wrong house after going to a party next door. He recorded the moment not long after he woke up, by the looks of it, and the whole thing is an absolute treat.
This is his brilliant monologue in full.
‘This couple have woke me up right and went, who are you? And I’m like, what are you talking about, I was at this party last night here and they’re like, there was no party
‘And I’m like, no, there was, I remember the Northern Lights, right?
‘And they went trust me there was no party here last night. I’ve just woke up on their couch.
‘So I’ve went to get a taxi last night – gospel – the taxi’s left and I’ve come into the wrong house, I’ve got a cover and went asleep.
‘And this couple have woke me up this morning like that! Who are you?
‘Instead of coming back into the party I went into the house next door.
‘Thank god this woman’s from Glasgow so she’s like real welcoming, cup of tea, a fag?
‘They’re like, ‘The party was next door!’
‘Honestly, thank you very much for being so understanding.’
And are a few of the things people said about it after it was shared on Reddit by Redditor HungLikeaHorse33.
‘Guy wakes up (gets woken up) and is still drunk, figures out his screw up, realizes how stupid he was and the house owners aren’t freaking out, starts hysterically laughing about the situation (‘cuz he’s drunk), then says to the owners: “I’ve got to tell me mates about this” and starts filming. About the least fake thing on Reddit. All in the glorious Scottish accent (and subtitled for the “hearing impaired”). Fucking brilliant.’ 4gotOldU-name
‘Honestly that was really wholesome and it made me smile, his laughter and the woman’s laughter and good humor about the whole thing. Lovely.’ automaticrbf
‘Well since you’re here, want some tea and a smoke?! That was excellent.’ 6inarowmakesitgo
‘This happened to my friend. He had just moved into a high rise in Miami and got drunk, went to sleep in the apartment one floor below his. He’s a 20 something white guy, woke up on “his” couch to a 80 year old black woman who had thrown a blanket over him and was making him waffles. He had breakfast with her and they stayed in touch. She passed a few years back and he flew from Cleveland to Miami for the funeral.’ romesthe59
‘I had a friend who did something similar in the US (we are Australian). He left the house to get more beer then came back and got confused about the house. He was banging on the wrong door and yelling at them to let him in, then decided to sit on the front steps and drink a beer to wait until they stopped messing with him and let him inside. Then all of these police cars screamed up and he was just like wtf is happening. The cops gave him a lift to the right house and he went inside laughing about it and his American friends were all horrified and said he could have been killed. Crazy.’ Glitter_berries
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