You helped us write the Poke election manifesto – 21 nailed-on vote winners
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All politicians to be attached to a lie-detector when making public statements.#pokeelectionchallenge
— ⁉️ (@_tillyflip_) November 13, 2019
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All pies to have a mandated pastry bottom. Casseroles with lids punishable by minimum three month custodial sentence.
— Here’s your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore (@DocHackenbush) November 13, 2019
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The first thing I'll do once I'm PM is ban pretentious Christmas adverts for perfume and aftershave.
— Beau (@DrBeauBeaumont) November 13, 2019
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Ban Mrs Brown's Boys
And fireworks#pokelectionchallenge
— Lulu (@Mmelulu) November 13, 2019
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Public inquiry as to why you can't just open a packet of peanuts in the same way as a packet of crisps.
— John Appleton ️️ (@oddbodd13) November 13, 2019
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Remove the word "Fun Size" from mini chocolate bars… it's rubbish… Plus..
"…you get more fun with a big one…"
— ️ευχαριστώ 令和 (@brihall71) November 13, 2019
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I promise to remove "Perfect for Sharing" from all food packets.#StevieforPM #pokeelectionchallenge #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/Pz15ybwZHH
— Stevie K (@1StevieKilner) November 13, 2019
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Ban on the use of golf umbrellas in city centres #pokelectionchallenge https://t.co/3waxmjArHv
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) November 13, 2019
20.
No more politicians from Eton. Ever.
— Rob Maclese (@RobMaclese) November 13, 2019
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An old one from @markthomasinfo but needed now more than ever – politicians must wear snooker-style waistcoats detailing every company and person that gives them money.
— Mike Rush (@Mickrick) November 13, 2019
One policy that might actually turn up on a real manifesto, or something like it, would get all our votes if it were guaranteed.
NHS funding so it is never running at more than 90% capacity.
— Rich (@amipedantic) November 13, 2019
With that extra £350m per week from Brexit, it should be doable. When the Poke is in power, you’re all getting cabinet jobs.
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