Your 16 funniest captions for Boris Johnson heading to vote with his dog
It seems that not even Boris Johnson wanted to vote for Boris Johnson, as he was photographed with the Downing Street rescue dog, Dilyn, on the way to the Westminster polling station, rather than the one at Uxbridge and South Ruislip.
We asked you for your captions.
Captions, please. pic.twitter.com/qIJWAe65Im
— The Poke (@ThePoke) 12 December 2019
You kindly obliged.
1.
"we had to get him fixed, he'd shag everything he saw otherwise" said the dog.
— SeanKDLA 🇭🇰🇹🇼 (@SeanKDLA) 12 December 2019
2.
Boris removes reporter's dog after it looked like asking him a troubling question
— Je m'appelle Ally 🏴 (@AllyRdr) 12 December 2019
3.
This is a cat
— Jonathan Harris (@Sleepyharris) 12 December 2019
4.
"Now Dilyn….More doggy treats if you let me say you ate the #RussiaReport. That's the deal, ok?"
— Chrissie Grech (v)🖤🌱 #RevokeA50 🇨🇰 (@ChrissieGrech) 12 December 2019
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Typical Boris. Brings a dog to a dead cat throwing. https://t.co/sy7PxnOztY
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) December 12, 2019
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"As is customary for conservative candidates, Johnson took the dog of a bystander after casting his vote and continued to noisily consume it under the horrified gazes of the masses to establish dominance over the plebs." https://t.co/89FwEjrdCf
— Gregor Schwayer (@gremisch) December 12, 2019
7.
Hopefully, the only lead he'll be holding on to.
— David Paul Booth (@DavidPaulBooth1) 12 December 2019
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Been doggin' https://t.co/qSIrHoMRCj
— Robert Woolley 🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴 (@robertwoolley) December 12, 2019