Simply 12 cute and crazy cats sorted into degrees of Victorian Orphan and Aristocracy
Twitter user Miya managed to tap into cat Twitter – and that’s a big demographic – with this chart, allowing people to rank cats depending on how much of a Victorian orphan or an aristocrat they are, as well as picking between polite and bastard.
Very rarely I wish I had more followers so that I could make everybody fill out a dumb meme. Please describe your cat on these axes pic.twitter.com/O3VbXEcsO5
— Miya (@pleasantchime) 18 December 2019
With characteristic gusto, they very much obliged with a range of opinions on their pets.
1.
All my cats are right bastards what even is that "polite" vector for https://t.co/2c5Glo8cyx
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 18, 2019
2.
Belladonna Maria is a born aristocratic arsehat, complete with pedigree. Daphne Maria was born in a bogan house. She has learnt bad habits from the other one … but overall she's the more polite… pic.twitter.com/If0v8xyanS
— Emerald L King♕PhD (@emeraldlking) 18 December 2019
3.
Silk beat up bear yesterday pic.twitter.com/Ut8ub87itg
— Saleem Dabbous (@Seemo) December 18, 2019
4.
leona sits on the tops of the cabinets and looks down on her humans bustling around the kitchen
and once she gets tired of sitting tries taking down the christmas tree and eating the lightbulbs pic.twitter.com/H1kRmSV9ov— ♡futaba's coffee♡ (@gummycatsss) 18 December 2019
5.
On this diagram, @antipope_cats is an aristocratic bastard … but turns orphan (with big eyes) when the jar containing her favourite treats comes out. https://t.co/Ift74VkvcZ
— Charlie Stross (@cstross) December 18, 2019
6.
Never had an easier question than this. If Henry VIII was a cat, and female…meet Lana. pic.twitter.com/huoZCciHaS
— lydia_petze (@lydia_petze) 18 December 2019