Your 26 funniest takes on New Year’s resolutions
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Not leaving things until the last minute is my new year's resolution for 2019.
— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) December 30, 2019
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Me: Do you have any New Years resolutions?
Husband: I can’t really think of anything.
Me: *hands him a list*
— Jawbreaker 🎊🍾🥂 (@sixfootcandy) December 27, 2019
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My new years resolution is to not use any more aerosol deodorants.
Roll on 2020.#AwfullyBritishNewYearResolutions
— Hic Non Realiter (@hic_non) December 29, 2019
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new years resolution = to do list for the first week of january
— Samantha Rubia (@sammirubia) December 30, 2019
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I ain’t got a resolution to be honest just got a 2020 vision for the new year!!!
— Jay Rock (@jayrock) December 25, 2019
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New Year Goals.#NewYearsResolution pic.twitter.com/50e5ubNO3D
— The Life of Sharks (@thelifeofsharks) December 29, 2019
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2019 resolution: join gym
2020 resolution: stop gym I haven't been to in 11 months and 15 days from withdrawing money from my bank account each month
— KnowComment (@KnownComment) December 24, 2019
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Long story short: I made a New Years resolution to break my New Years resolution and now I'm trapped in an infinitely recursive time loop where Cats is real.
— Alfred Jarry (@AradHack) December 27, 2019
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Transferring all my New Year’s resolutions to this new year because I’m not a quitter…I’m just not an achiever either.
— Jessay🌸 (@Queen_Sassy_AF) December 27, 2019
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So, just 48 hours left to make good on my 2019 resolution to open a Star Wars themed seafood restaurant called Admiral Ackbar’s Admirable Snack Bar. pic.twitter.com/kCmQpvwPpd
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) December 29, 2019
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop other people from achieving theirs.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) December 28, 2019
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My new year's resolution is 1080p.
Jk who am I kidding? With my eyes, it's probably 144p.
— Gram Liu (@gramliu) December 29, 2019
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The trick is to drink yourself stupid in December and make a New Year's resolution 'to massively cut down'.
Then just return back to your regular drinking habits.
— Cheish (@TheCheish) December 30, 2019
This probably isn’t a joke, and it’s one hundred per cent relatable.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: Try to forget 2019.
— errolmorris (@errolmorris) December 29, 2019
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