‘I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol …’

John Plunkett. Updated January 29th, 2020

Over on Reddit, AJBHcats says: ‘I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol …’

Cute and terrifying in just about equal measure.

‘Does he have special towels for if he ends up murdering you?’ asked Well-You-Asked. ‘No way is he using the hanging white towels. 😁’

Lol I will ask!’ replied AJBHcats who posted the original picture.

‘Edit: Wow this really really blew up! I just thought he was being cute. PS: still very much alive and happily married 😊’

And it turned out her husband’s not alone.

‘I used to run a busy AirBnB, and we provided high quality linens (and a lot of other nice touches.) It was fucking infuriating when people would ruin our nice towels to clean off their makeup.

‘So we started putting makeup wipes in the room. Not wanting to be wasteful, we put full sized packages instead of travel size. People would steal the packages of makeup removers AND wipe their foundation all over our clean towels.’ Barflyerdammit

And then there was this horror.

‘It could be worse. I lived with my husband for about 10 years always curious at why the towel I use to dry my hands would be on the floor every now and then.

‘I just assumed it fell off the rack. Then one day I asked what in the world he was doing with the towels. “Oh sometimes when I pee it goes on the floor and I clean it up with the towel”

‘Uh…. wait what? you pee on the floor, take the hand towel down and wipe it up and then leave it in the floor? And I’ve been handling these towels for years without knowing this!!!!! He is buried in the backyard, well not really but I was pretty pissed.’ kperkins1982

No jury would convict her.

Source Reddit u/AJBHcats