15 horrifying examples of houseguests overstepping the mark (NSFW)
9. Too far
10. That doesn’t sound grossly unhygienic at all
11. “What’s that smell?”
12. So many boundaries, so little time
13. Probably a gross form of teenage boasting
14. Chill your beans
15. Not the rug!
This longer post was quite the cautionary tale.
After being told not to smoke in the house, my wife’s uncle had a few drinks and passed out in the bed in our guest room with a lit cigarette in his hand.
My wife and were downstairs, smelled the smoke, and ran up to find that the mattress was on fire…so, my wife dragged her uncle off the bed, I grabbed the fish tank in the room, and dumped its contents on the bed to put out the fire.
Thankfully, though the mattress was destroyed and we had to buy a new mattress and bed linens…the only casualties were the fish in the tank.
As well, we were also lucky enough that the floor in that room had no carpet so clean up wasn’t too bad. After the incident was over / fire was out.
My wife’s uncle was actually upset that we told him he had to sleep on the couch (since he had destroyed the bed) and my wife took his cigarettes and keys (so he couldn’t go buy more) away from him and said she’d give them back when he got up the next morning.
He has not stayed with us since.
And the moral of that story is quite clearly “Don’t invite UncleJay74’s wife’s uncle to stay.
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