12 suggested Question Time topics that were far better than the real ones

8.

Would you rather lick a dog poo or run across the playground in the nude? And you have to choose one. https://t.co/CZgh2COv6d

— Davey Jones (@DHBJones) February 20, 2020

9.

Why is it easy to hold in a piss when you fart, but hard to hold in a fart when you piss? https://t.co/5IWQymZS17

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) February 20, 2020

10.

Does the panel agree that the fourth season of Blake’s 7 has the most consistently strong scripts, and that the contemporaneous Baal EP is the single most underrated release in the entire Bowie canon? https://t.co/smWidfE8sI

— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) February 20, 2020

11.

When a restaurant describes an item on the menu as "home-made" when, in fact, it has been made on the premises of the business, should owners be prosecuted under existing Trading Standards legislation or do we need tougher laws on this? https://t.co/amP4mdKz5f

— ThisMortalCoyle (@thismortalcoyle) February 20, 2020

12.

Do crabs think that we walk sideways? https://t.co/dNuRE0Xdjq

— Ben (@BenDunnell) February 20, 2020

The Tripe Marketing Board went a bit meta.

How about "What would you like the BBC to replace Question Time with now that it's reached the end of the road?" https://t.co/9ZRyotODVN

— Tripe Marketing Board (@TripeUK) February 20, 2020

Who wouldn’t watch an episode with questions like these?

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