16 jewels in the crown of responses to the Queen’s coronavirus speech

8.

No framed photos cos she doesn’t want the Prince Andrew nonce jokes pic.twitter.com/3a1S7AL2oR

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) April 5, 2020

9.

“and whatever one does do not go within two metres of Matt Hancock”#QueensSpeech pic.twitter.com/ooYLaFQ0cF

— end of daves ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) April 5, 2020

10.

"Good evening you stupid fucks. Needed to go hang out in the park didn't you? Well I hope that shitty tan is worth it because now I am having to start the first annual purge. From midnight tonight all crime is legal. Good luck." pic.twitter.com/SGkaOdcXIz

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 5, 2020

11.

[queen’s speech]

“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality,
Open…wait? this isn’t my speech, this is from a different queen”

“Sorry your majesty. I’ll change it straight away”

“No, don’t, it’s actually rather good”

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) April 5, 2020

12.

RT if you haven’t met the Queen once so this wasn’t aimed at you pic.twitter.com/Umhy39EZ2r

— Rick Burin (@rickburin) April 5, 2020

13.

‘Stay at one’s fucking home’ pic.twitter.com/MRjiaf8UQf

— AngryBritain.com (@AngryBritain) April 5, 2020

14.

Loved this moment in the Queen’s speech. pic.twitter.com/ohlGDyfyDH

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 5, 2020

15.

If you want to make sure people are staying 2 meters apart… use a Ruler.#TheQueen #QueensSpeech pic.twitter.com/7SM5l6wsUv

— Mike Keenan (@mikekeenan) April 5, 2020

16.

Well, they’re not 2m apart are they pic.twitter.com/G9VQl18NuN

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 5, 2020

If you haven’t done it already, don’t forget to tip your waitress monarch.

Don’t forget, after the queen’s speech tonight, try to put something in her Patreon account.

— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) April 5, 2020

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