17 funny quarantine tweets to help you cling onto your sense of humour

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Guys. Before you judge, what if it's your job to go to a park in a tired polka dot bikini and throw frisbee with Clive and his Cuban mates?

— William Andrews (@Williamandrews) April 5, 2020

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Stand down on the vaccine, these lads are gonna play the flute at it. pic.twitter.com/BxBDeLLYor

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) April 4, 2020

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Last night my octogenarian supposedly computer-illiterate parents let slip that they’d taken part in a five-way Zoom call over lunch with some of their friends and when this is all over we’re having such a long chat about the hours I’ve spent “fixing their computer”.

— Tiahowler Jon Von Biltawülf (@Biltawulf) April 3, 2020

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Week Three of Self-Isolation… pic.twitter.com/KTUEZ6xHvv

— Jason Watkins (@Jason__Watkins) April 5, 2020

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Postman arrived in a mask today, asked him how things were going, not great says he, why so says I, because all the women in the parish are being deprived of seeing my handsome face says he, and that's the confidence we're bringing into the weekend mo chairde

— Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) April 3, 2020

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A handy acronym for anybody who might be tempted to flout the lockdown due to a bit of sunny weather is "BAD" – Be Aware & Don'tgotothefuckingseaside.

— Jason (@NickMotown) April 4, 2020

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So here we are… pic.twitter.com/YK0rGljOWN

— Emma Jane Quinlan (@EmmaQuinlan) April 4, 2020

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We’re settling into an evening “out” at the theatre. For the full effect, we’re taking our seats early, we’ve all been to the toilet and at the interval I’m going to charge the kids £14.50 for a handful of warm Minstrels. pic.twitter.com/F9oCbRKfwJ

— Mike Keenan (@mikekeenan) April 2, 2020

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