Our latest 16 favourite lockdown funnies to keep your spirits up

9.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a thoughtful chicken.

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) April 9, 2020

10.

Just had an email from a hotel I sometimes use on tour: 'why don't you come back? We miss you!' Guys, sit down. I've got some quite significant news for you to process.

— Mark Watson, indoors (@watsoncomedian) April 11, 2020

11.

a neighbour is claiming the letter from downing street contains RFID chips which tell ukgov if you're outside too long and i love that this only works on the assumption everyone is just keeping the letter down their pants

— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) April 13, 2020

12.

“Couple of questions if I may. First of all, Dominic Raab – who’s best, Blur or Oasis? And a question for the Chief Medical Officer – a farmer has to cross a river with a fox, a chicken and some grain…he has a boat, but only two can travel at once. How does he cross?”

— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) April 10, 2020

13.

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom, STAY THE FUCK AT HOME.

— Stu. (@dysondoc) April 9, 2020

14.

Yes, as a comedian, I currently have no gigs and no income, but with the money I’m saving on peperami, pasties and coffees from motorway services I’ve saved a quarter of a million pounds over the past month. 🙌🏼

— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) April 10, 2020

15.

My car is currently doing three weeks to the gallon.

— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) April 10, 2020

16.

Look who swung by to pick me up. But I was strong. Told them I was staying home. #StayHomeSaveLives pic.twitter.com/ofattZrPhn

— judy murray (@JudyMurray) April 11, 2020

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