These 14 words would make great names if it weren’t for their meanings (NSFW)

9.

NEMESIS https://t.co/uHhIyfNui9

— Elizabeth May (@_ElizabethMay) April 14, 2020

10.

Insomnia.

— Josie George (@porridgebrain) April 14, 2020

11.

‘Hey, where’s Minge? ‘I think she’s playing in her room.’

— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) April 14, 2020

12.

Fistula

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 14, 2020

13.

Tiara, Sequin, Ataxia

— Holly Brockwell (@holly) April 14, 2020

14.

Ovaltine.

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) April 14, 2020

One word cropped up a few times, and it’s no surprise that it was on people’s minds.

Furlough

— Brona C. Titley (@bronactitley) April 14, 2020

However, we felt a pang of sympathy for the poor child at the heart of this exchange.

Friend genuinely heard someone addressing their daughter in the supermarket as "Malahria" and said how pretty it was, and how was it spelled?

Yep. Malaria. The mother said she'd wanted an unusual name, had seen the word written down and thought it was pretty. https://t.co/maUp24VNWU

— Emma Darwin (@emma_darwin) April 14, 2020

Let’s hope it doesn’t catch on.

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