Take your mind off the fatigue of staying in and fear of going out with these 16 lockdown laughs
9.
Government: cleaners are allowed but not your parents
Me: pic.twitter.com/qffnM6EqYI
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) May 14, 2020
10.
Knowin there is a banana in my desk drawer in work, which has been there since a week before lockdown is makin me feel anxious.
— MLB (@mlcoolj2) May 12, 2020
11.
Updated my passport photos for when I can travel again.
📸🧳✈️#lockdown #PPE #facemasks #Travel #Covid19UK pic.twitter.com/RlDBzdfvSk— Anna Morris (@annamorriscomic) May 12, 2020
12.
Stay home, go to work, don't use public transport, walk if you can, conga if you can't, put your left leg in & your right leg out, drink heavily, moisturise, look both ways before masturbating, gammon goes best with pineapple, chinny reckon, Hey Macarena & remember STAY ALERT.
— Jen Brister (@JenBrister) May 10, 2020
13.
Spotted in Frome… pic.twitter.com/Csl7KffBi5
— Bob the Dolphin (@bobthe_dolphin) May 13, 2020
14.
Wow, it seems that last night while I was asleep, intruders broke in, stole all my food, made my bathroom scales malfunction, and cut my hair very badly.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 14, 2020
15.
6’s school have emailed asking whether he’ll be attending school when it restarts in the next few weeks. I’m so fed up with working from home I might go instead of him & just pretend he’s had a growth spurt.
— Paul (@bingowings14) May 14, 2020
16.
In #lockdown I am restricting myself to one drink a day.
Today I have reached the 23rd of June 2039.
— Louise Mangos (@LouiseMangos) May 14, 2020
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Our favourite 16 funny takes on where things are at with the lockdown
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