Take your mind off the fatigue of staying in and fear of going out with these 16 lockdown laughs

9.

Government: cleaners are allowed but not your parents

Me: pic.twitter.com/qffnM6EqYI

— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) May 14, 2020

10.

Knowin there is a banana in my desk drawer in work, which has been there since a week before lockdown is makin me feel anxious.

— MLB (@mlcoolj2) May 12, 2020

11.

Updated my passport photos for when I can travel again.
📸🧳✈️#lockdown #PPE #facemasks #Travel #Covid19UK pic.twitter.com/RlDBzdfvSk

— Anna Morris (@annamorriscomic) May 12, 2020

12.

Stay home, go to work, don't use public transport, walk if you can, conga if you can't, put your left leg in & your right leg out, drink heavily, moisturise, look both ways before masturbating, gammon goes best with pineapple, chinny reckon, Hey Macarena & remember STAY ALERT.

— Jen Brister (@JenBrister) May 10, 2020

13.

Spotted in Frome… pic.twitter.com/Csl7KffBi5

— Bob the Dolphin (@bobthe_dolphin) May 13, 2020

14.

Wow, it seems that last night while I was asleep, intruders broke in, stole all my food, made my bathroom scales malfunction, and cut my hair very badly.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 14, 2020

15.

6’s school have emailed asking whether he’ll be attending school when it restarts in the next few weeks. I’m so fed up with working from home I might go instead of him & just pretend he’s had a growth spurt.

— Paul (@bingowings14) May 14, 2020

16.

In #lockdown I am restricting myself to one drink a day.

Today I have reached the 23rd of June 2039.

— Louise Mangos (@LouiseMangos) May 14, 2020

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