This week’s 25 funniest jokes and pics
13.
Quick tip for people, who, unlike me, aren't adventurous in the kitchen:
Want to try something new with pasta? Try putting it in boiling water for a few minutes before you eat it! I tried this earlier and you'd be surprised at just how different pasta tastes when it's cooked 👍
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) June 28, 2020
14.
Evidence that Adam and Eve were from the North East of England:
1) Inexplicably white.
2) No coats.
3) He only ate fruit because she made him.— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) June 28, 2020
15.
Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet pic.twitter.com/5Fvg1wiFsJ
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 27, 2020
16.
Imagine if you lost your phone and wallet in a foreign city, have enough change in your pocket for one phone call for help and the only number you can remember is Live & Kicking.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) June 28, 2020
17.
worst Beatles album ever pic.twitter.com/QYBsd8UYVy
— Chris Deerin (@chrisdeerin) June 30, 2020
18.
"rewind 5 seconds pls"
vhs player: it is done my friend
"rewind 5 seconds pls"
netflix: i’ve taken you back 7 seasons to the pilot episode lol
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) June 28, 2020
19.
Debate: “What is essentially throwing a plate a long distance shouldn’t be an Olympic sport: discus.”
— Shaun Keaveny (@shaunwkeaveny) June 30, 2020
20.
Something which should outlawed. TV shows or adverts featuring the sound of a phone receiving a message.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 1, 2020
21.
I've stopped investing in bagels and doughnuts. I'm sick of the hole business.
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) June 29, 2020
22.
— christhebarker (@christhebarker) July 1, 2020
23.
No matter how enraged Germaine Greer is about something, she'll never be as irate as her sister Anne
— Kooch (@koochykooh) July 2, 2020
24.
Brought to you by the letters DUI pic.twitter.com/fUmkhXyFAp
— JM McNab (@jmmcnabagain) June 30, 2020
25.
[job interview]
me: *hands over poorly written resume*
boss: *squinting* ok i’m gonna need u to work with me here
me: wow that was easy
— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) July 2, 2020
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