Our 25 favourite funny posts of the week
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Netflix needs a category called Background Shit You Won’t Really Watch But It’s Better Than Listening To Your Own Thoughts
— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) July 7, 2020
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Must cost a fortune to fill the tank. pic.twitter.com/dSrEzFPgH5
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) July 4, 2020
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Everyone bangs on about terrestrial football but nobody ever mentions underwater football- which is actually more popular. There are 20,000 leagues under the sea
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 9, 2020
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How fast was the Ostrich running when it hit this tree? pic.twitter.com/Og2W6vPOpx
— Jason Elsom (@JasonElsom) July 6, 2020
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Who are you supposed to contact when you think you’ve found a Banksy? pic.twitter.com/uv8MEde1mQ
— Paul (@bingowings14) July 8, 2020
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS WHERE U GONNA GO pic.twitter.com/SuAU1LiCwg
— михаел (@thehornymain) July 7, 2020
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ME: Ugh, the cat left another one by our bed.
HER: He thinks it’s a gift! I’ll clean it up.
ME: It’s fine, I’ll do it. *Carefully scooping up notated articles on how cats were revered in Egypt*
— The Dad (@thedad) July 5, 2020
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Hmmm well that paddling pool experiment backfired. #karma pic.twitter.com/3woKQ8kniJ
— Jason Manford (@JasonManford) July 7, 2020
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Towards the end of Enid Blyton’s life, her stories started to take a dark turn. pic.twitter.com/QFQZgpon1U
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) July 7, 2020
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Dear people who write cooking instructions
I'm bored with placing things on baking trays in centres of pre-heated ovens. Can't you liven things up a bit by asking me to anoint the product with the tears of a wood nymph before placing on a sacrificial south facing altar?— Lulu (@Mmelulu) July 8, 2020
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Taylor Swift could have saved us all a lot of annoyance with a simple “Thanks, asshole. Now get the fuck off the stage”.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) July 9, 2020
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first born looking through the family photo album pic.twitter.com/iHVDR9uj0x
— erin chack (@ErinChack) July 9, 2020
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How far back in time do you reckon you’d have to go before you have skills so advance that they would get you burned as a witch? Have been thinking about it and I think I’d have to go back to before we invented buttons.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 9, 2020
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