What are people saying about the coronavirus? 13 funny favourites

Oonagh Keating. Updated July 28th, 2020

hi im matt walsh and i think masks are pointless against an illness spread via the nose and mouth but essential against nuclear fallout https://t.co/4gL9KG2diL

— 🙋🏼‍♀‍➡️🏠 k a t i e 👏🧼👍 (@supermathskid) July 25, 2020

I saw someone get turned away from entering a bar because they had a fever and it’s the first time anyone has been rejected for being too hot.

— Joe Young (@JoeYoungComedy) July 27, 2020

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After Boris Johnson admits he was ‘too fat’ before he contracted coronavirus, health experts say having two faces does tend to add a few pounds.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 27, 2020

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My auto correct changed "test" to "twat" so now everyone on FB thinks I got corona twat today.

It does feel like it might have a fever…

— Buffaluffagus 🙈 (@MissSassy_Pants) July 27, 2020

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I must have missed the announcement, but I fully support the new safety regulations that oblige Britain's most toxic fuckwits to identify themselves by posting a photo of their unmasked face, taken in a shop, to enable the rest of us to steer clear of them. Very useful.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 26, 2020

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Not going back to @sainsburys. None of these fuckers had masks and staff did nothing. pic.twitter.com/WgoWCPUm67

— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) July 27, 2020

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