Our 25 favourite funny tweets from this week
13.
You telling me a spy derred this man?
— Pessimus Prime (@BigJDubz) August 11, 2020
14.
Let’s hear it for the showbiz murals on fairground rides that inevitably feature Jennifer Lopez as if somehow she’s going to rock up in Margate to sing a few hits by the dodgems.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) August 11, 2020
15.
Just been stung by nettles. £125 for a signed Bergerac DVD.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 10, 2020
16.
when is ukgov going to do something about the growing number of journalists in the english channel
— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) August 11, 2020
17.
Why the term ‘slimming clubs’ and not ‘waist disposal units’?
— The Original Twitflup! (@TheRealFlups) August 13, 2020
18.
Been waiting so long for the rain to come I feel like Prince Charles.
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) August 13, 2020
19.
I’ve just posted a letter, like I’m in a Dicken’s novel or something.
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) August 14, 2020
20.
When you put a new bar of soap in the soap dish, but the old bar of soap was still there and now they have become one whole pic.twitter.com/gipegE0Dzz
— Russian Memes United (@RussianMemesLtd) August 13, 2020
21.
I’m giving my wife the silent treatment today… I tied her to some railway tracks, and now I’m furiously twiddling my moustache.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) August 13, 2020
22.
Is this crack cocaine? pic.twitter.com/t1v3kOj3A5
— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) August 13, 2020
23.
We’re at the Yorkshire Wildlife Park it’s lovely but there’s a lot of women in animal prints dresses and I just think…Why are you trying to steal the limelight from a giraffe? Karen, it’s that leopards time to shine not yours.
— Lucy Beaumont Families who are refugees welcome. (@LucyABeaumont) August 12, 2020
24.
Been off for a couple of weeks. Went to East Sussex. Found a gorgeous pinkish crystal type rock thing in a field. The kids think it’s a soothing alien head relic. We thought it was rose quartz. It now sits proudly in our house. Turns out it’s a salt block for cows to lick
— Jonathan Dean (@JonathanDean_) August 9, 2020
25.
The Why Bird is a Karen pass it on. pic.twitter.com/tM8jvYSNlw
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) August 13, 2020
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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