Our 14 favourite new tweets about living through a pandemic
Congratulations if you had “Government’s world-beating Test and Trace system not even Blackburn beating’ on your Coronavirus screw-up bingo card.
14. Boris Johnson insisted the central Test and Trace system was "still world-beating" after it traced only 56% of cases
15. Local councils set up their own tracing in Lancashire, Liverpool and W Yorkshire and traced 98%. "World-beating" isn’t even beating Blackburn council
— Russ (@RussInCheshire) August 13, 2020
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For your other prize, you get to read these other very funny tweets about the pandemic. You’re welcome!
1.
I mean,look at his mask. https://t.co/vlECZSFSLM pic.twitter.com/fa0BtpdQhE
— Peter (@Pete_Wanyoike) August 11, 2020
2.
Russia says they’ve developed a vaccine for coronavirus which is great because I loved I am Legend and that turned out really well.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) August 11, 2020
3.
boris johnson had to decide between saving the economy and saving lives and he decided to go with neither
— matt (@mattjlfs) August 12, 2020
4.
OH YOU WANT THE SCHOOLS TO OPEN BUT I GET ALL THIS GRIEF FOR COMING TO THE 2020 INTERNATIONAL JENGA JAMBOUREE IN THE SEYCHELLES TO REPRESENT MY COUNTRY WHWRE IS THE CONSISTENCY 🇨🇮 🕋
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) August 13, 2020
5.
A customer has just bought a 2021 calendar.
Sir, we admire your optimism.— Waterstones Piccadilly 😷 (@WaterstonesPicc) August 12, 2020
6.
Have you in the last six months skipped a shower when you're going out bc you have no intention of going within two metres of anyone? #JustAsking
— Britgirl's Hates Brexit #FBPE (@MarieAnnUK) August 13, 2020
7.
New Zealand has a few new Covid cases and is right on top of it. Easy for them. It’s an island!!
— Henning Wehn (@henningwehn) August 11, 2020