The new Batman trailer has dropped, so here are 19 very funny jokes about the Caped Crusader
11.
I've watched Batman's parents get murdered more than I've seen my own parents
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) August 23, 2020
12.
Robert Pattinson's batman is what I look like when I wear eyeliner and use an oil cleanser to take it off. The bat may be a disaster of a human being but if he's following it up with a proper cleanse then at least he's taking care of his skin
— i hate the coron-Ewa-rus (@EwaSR) August 22, 2020
13.
This is the first Batman I’ve been fairly certain I could batter pic.twitter.com/ZAYeGNetPC
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) August 23, 2020
14.
THE BATMAN (2021) Dir. Matt Reeves pic.twitter.com/78C4hT3bAl
— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) August 23, 2020
15.
The year is 2050 the 55th Reboot of Batman is upon us, Finn Wolfhard Stars, it is 4 hour black screen with sound effects.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) August 23, 2020
16.
Batman wears a camelbak in the new movie and he sips it before fights. None of the henchmen take him seriously at first until they start to get thirsty from all the roughhousing
— dollars horton (@crusherbort) August 23, 2020
17.
therapist: so to summarize the strategies we talked about, we're going to try mindfulness
bruce wayne: dress
therapist: exercise
bruce wayne: up
therapist: eating well
bruce wayne: as
therapist: positive affirmations
bruce wayne: a
therapist: and loving yourself
bruce wayne: bat— joe (@mutablejoe) August 23, 2020
18.
BATMAN FILM IDEA: Batman forgets the piano key sequence to open the bookcase to the Batcave and takes so long trying to find the tune that he accidentally creates an album of songs and later becomes one of the finest jazz pianists in Gotham. The End.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) February 21, 2020
19.
can we make a batman movie where he's in a good mood
— ♥ mark ♥ (@markedly) August 24, 2020
There was also this question …
why is it not batman and robinboy
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 22, 2020
Answers on a postcard to “How are we expected to think about anything else now?, P.O. Box 2020, Gotham East.”
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This hilarious sketch shows why there should be a(nother) Welsh Batman
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