Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
New Spider-Man film but it’s about the spider that bit Peter Parker becoming short-sighted, turning into a massive nerd and getting bullied by all the other spiders.
— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) August 24, 2020
14.
*watching Lord Of The Rings*
Sonic: That tiny ring?! It doesn’t even take you to a special stage!
— Adam (@HorseMorsel) August 24, 2020
15.
god: to deal with a newborn, parents will need all of the love, patience, and wits they possess
angel: got it
god: take away their sleep
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 23, 2020
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I never feel more alive than when I’m halfway between the kitchen and the front room with a full mug of tea and I’m suddenly about to sneeze.
— Pete Paphides (@petepaphides) August 26, 2020
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If it weren’t for the numbers on the front of buses, I honestly wouldn’t be able to tell them apart.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) August 26, 2020
18.
Statistically, six out of seven dwarves aren’t happy.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) August 26, 2020
19.
All I’m saying is you’re 22 and partying then you blink and you have grown kids and you take pictures of your cat and want a better bird feeder by your window ok
— E. 🇺🇸 (@YourMomsucksTho) August 24, 2020
20.
Am I worried about educating my kids at home? I know what I’m doing. I teached them last year.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 23, 2020
21.
So posh you probably pronounce Sussex as Soo-Say….🙄
— B R M (@BRMolloy) August 23, 2020
22.
you think you know what a train looks like until you gotta prove you’re not a robot
— jeb (@LlamaInaTux) August 22, 2020
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— No Context Scousers (@NoContextScouse) August 24, 2020
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— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) August 24, 2020
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and let slip the dogs of war pic.twitter.com/GOQVQXN8AP
— GG Ellen (@nofriendo) August 23, 2020
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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