Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
14.
Just found Son’s baby book & look what the fuck was I thinking? pic.twitter.com/BVJMPvuDtP
— KM (@AnchorCake) September 1, 2020
15.
mr. miyagi: ok now plunge the toilet
daniel san: ive been doing chores for 2 weeks. when will you teach me actual karate
mr. miyagi: oh i dont know martial arts, you racist little shit
— Pats A’Tweetin (@PatsATweetin) September 1, 2020
16.
When yer Da notices your hand on the thermostat pic.twitter.com/ylZ0IZ0WpM
— Santiago Jones (@SantiagoJones) September 1, 2020
17.
Jaws is trending, so here’s the plot briefly explained.
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— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 1, 2020
18.
By age 22, Einstein had already discovered that groove was in the heart
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) September 1, 2020
19.
Just watched Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again in which Lily James pokes a horse in the eye and somehow this made it into the finished movie pic.twitter.com/wNPtwPfYSd
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) August 31, 2020
20.
One time I took a sleeper train, but it got activated and I woke up in Moscow.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) September 2, 2020
21.
— pinar (@pienar) September 1, 2020
22.
I’m starting an “EveryoneExceptFans” account where I put even more clothes on
— Martha Kelly (@MarthaKelly3) August 29, 2020
23.
Full list of acceptable reasons for people to be late when I’ve arranged a time to meet them:
– They stopped to say hello to a dog
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 1, 2020
24.
MIRACLE ALERT: a picture of the UK has appeared on my rice cake! pic.twitter.com/nul3i3hmpC
— Henning Wehn (@henningwehn) August 30, 2020
25.
didn’t realise your boyfriend was moving back pic.twitter.com/YUQpVX5ezt
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) September 2, 2020
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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