People are coming up with job-related Schwarzenegger payoffs – 19 puntastic favourites

11.

*impales me*

“Here’s a free lance!”

— andrewmcrae (@andrewmcraedude) January 5, 2021

12.

“His motion was… denied.”

— Bob Brandon (@rhbrandon) January 4, 2021

13.

You finally made deadline.

— James Welton (@jaimoe0) January 4, 2021

14.

where’s your pod now

— Erin 11,779 Ryan (@morninggloria) January 5, 2021

15.

I must control + alt + delete you.

— 🦅 Nunes’ Gofer \V/ (@jeffreyjpa) January 4, 2021

16.

It looks like the Kitchen is closed!

— Ken Kitchen (@kitchenkenn) January 4, 2021

17.

Your participles are officially dangling.

— Bruise Wayne Newton’s Apple (@BruiseWayne4) January 4, 2021

18.

“Sorry, buddy, but you’re being cut for length!” as he decapitates me with a red pen.

— David Thomas Moore (@dtmooreeditor) January 5, 2021

19.

It looks like the unemployment line ends right here.

— Scott Goldman (@ScottVGoldman) January 4, 2021

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