The 25 best tweets we’ve seen this week
13.
I want a small wedding. No friends, no family, just the muppets
— Will Purpura (@willpurpura) February 23, 2021
14.
— Cold War Steve (@Coldwar_Steve) February 24, 2021
15.
my bf is so loyal he doesn’t even watch porn with girls in it 🤞🏽❤️
— alessandra (@bIiccy) February 22, 2021
16.
i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
— Elle oh Elle (@ellewasamistake) February 23, 2021
17.
I'm concerned that the Mars Perseverance rover is stealing jobs from space cowboys
— That Pesky Aubrie (@AubriePesky) February 24, 2021
18.
[Masterchef]
Gordon Ramsay: describe the dish
Me: *proudly* ceramic, chef
— Quilliam (@nyquills) February 23, 2021
19.
I just want to be bitten by a radioactive person who has their life together
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) February 24, 2021
20.
I just want to live long enough so that when I die everybody goes, "I thought he was already dead."
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 24, 2021
21.
Elizabeth Olsen: has last name Olsen.
Elizabeth Olsen: looks exactly like Marykate and Ashley.
Elizabeth Olsen: is their sister.
Twitter: pic.twitter.com/XUkvRaN0YI
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) February 21, 2021
22.
me: wow it smells like upmandoyouneedahug in here lol
coworker: what
me: [tearing up] nothing
— randy (@randyfactory) February 24, 2021
23.
The First Moustronaut *steps out of rocket ship and licks the moon* wtf is this!?
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) February 25, 2021
24.
"i fucken hate this croissant" – guy who's about to invent the boomerang
— pat. (@PatsATweetin) February 25, 2021
25.
If you put "based on a true story" at the top of your resume you can basically write whatever you want.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 25, 2021
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