Our 25 favourite tweets from this week
13.
dentist: have you been flossing
me: have you?
dentist: [to assistant] can he do that
— taming fred savage (@FredTaming) May 25, 2021
14.
I met my amazing husband in my 30s on OkCupid and you can too! I don’t think he ever deleted his profile
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 25, 2021
15.
son: what's that jar of coins?
me: it's a swear jar
son: and that one?
me: also a swear jar
son: and that–
me: they're all fucking swear jars, alright?
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 26, 2021
16.
always the very hungry caterpillar never the beautiful butterfly
— Sweatpants Cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) May 27, 2021
17.
Furthest it's ever been off road pic.twitter.com/KutBinZnIb
— Tin pot J (@TinpotJ) May 26, 2021
18.
When doing housework, pace yourself. After 5 minutes take a break for a couple of months.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) May 26, 2021
19.
Not entirely sure this is a bad thing pic.twitter.com/ywFo8i73kS
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) May 26, 2021
20.
snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) May 25, 2021
21.
JLo and Ben Affleck are back together, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie, and I'm living in my parents house. Hello 2004
— Yiannis Cove (@ycove) May 24, 2021
22.
Sesame Street has been on the air since 1969. Working with kids that long, it's no wonder Cookie Monster is an addict & Oscar is a grouch.
— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut) May 26, 2021
23.
How many times do you have to click "I accept cookies" before they send you the cookies?
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) May 26, 2021
24.
I'm finally getting the professional help I need for my origami addiction.
I'll let you know how it all unfolds.
— Has-bean dad joker (@AllanForsyth) May 26, 2021
25.
Twitter is LinkedIn for people looking to lose their jobs
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) May 26, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets from this week
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