Our favourite funny tweets of 2021 – Part 1
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glad I found this because I've been searching for a blazer that makes me look like a cursed wraith who is disintegrating after touching a holy amulet pic.twitter.com/RsiCeRwoPQ
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) March 22, 2021
27.
of course my son threw his mr tumble poster onto the kitchen skylight and there's no way of getting it down and now I have to look at this face every day for the rest of my life pic.twitter.com/zV3xk4Zpyq
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) April 8, 2021
28.
AVRIL LAVIGNE: he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: …could…could you please try— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) April 8, 2021
29.
me when I get ice cream out of the freezer and it's too hard for me to get my spoon in immediately pic.twitter.com/XQTsHEBv9c
— Sooz "24 Days Til Xmas" Kempner (@SoozUK) April 14, 2021
30.
Hello Clarice pic.twitter.com/GF5f3kUEiO
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 15, 2021
31.
Catfish episodes start like "It all began when I got a friend request from Kurt Cobain.. 🥰"
— ምኞት (@blanketm9) April 13, 2021
32.
Not everyone was Kung foo fighting
I was just trying to get out of my sports bra
— Anna Nonymous (@osoplain) April 18, 2021
33.
Is it me or are these fancy new crisp flavours getting out of hand? pic.twitter.com/ABetqGipdZ
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) April 21, 2021
34.
angel: whatcha making?
god: *pressing lion into grill with spatula* tiger
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) April 25, 2021
35.
Guy who invented the clock: there will be 12 numbers on it
Friend: so the day will be divided into 12 segments?
Inventor: no, 24
Friend: so will the day start at 1
Inventor: the day will start at the 12, which is at night
Friend:
Inventor: the 6 means 30
— potential ceo llama in a tux (@LlamaInaTux) May 5, 2021
36.
See what you've got there, son, is a cat pic.twitter.com/jv1ba9hrTo
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) May 6, 2021
37.
learning French has really encouraged me to live in the moment because I currently cannot conjugate any other verb tense
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) May 8, 2021
38.
Kohl’s is fucking brutal. pic.twitter.com/WLQqomvAZf
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) May 12, 2021
39.
my daughter was like mom can you get my balloon?
no thefuck i cannot. pic.twitter.com/7L7wi3gMPC
— my name is no. (@om_eye_goodness) May 16, 2021
40.
“Mesa written a book called ‘1984’…” – Jar Jar-Well.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) May 20, 2021
41.
I wish Google knew that sometimes I click on things because I hate them and I never want to see them again
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 26, 2021
42.
Why do these dogs look like their day in the park has been ruined by some teenagers with cans & a Bluetooth speaker? pic.twitter.com/l2dT6TIx4N
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) May 23, 2021
43.
Size of that dandelion pic.twitter.com/XTqZhPIbvi
— Paul (@bingowings14) June 1, 2021
44.
Hello I am the protagonist of a psychological thriller. My name is Girl McWife. I have never asked the man I married a single question in all the years I have known him.
— Elle M (@ellle_em) May 31, 2021
45.
Imagine being David Attenborough and having to pretend all animals are good when objectively at least 80% of them are shit
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) June 2, 2021
46.
3 Pack of Waistcoats
ADD TO BASKET pic.twitter.com/G1RWGY3R74— trouteyes (@trouteyes) June 5, 2021
47.
.@TwitterSupport I don't think the same trending topic is supposed to show up twice in a row? pic.twitter.com/Ed1CwIp2aA
— Amy | SheilaCon TODAY (@spooloflies) June 9, 2021
48.
I'm sorry I just don't believe you can predict when food will go off to that degree of accuracy pic.twitter.com/LrPwMtzBE4
— god rest ye, merry grammar fans (@supermathskid) June 12, 2021
49.
this is a car chase waiting to happen pic.twitter.com/naeYSivNax
— the lehr witch project (@am_lehr) June 12, 2021
50.
Whenever I leave a restaurant, I always stop by a random table and say, “Thank you for taking care of our check.”
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) June 21, 2021
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