Nigel Farage’s NY message was like finding a late present under the tree – only 5 responses you need

Poke Staff. Updated January 4th, 2022

Nigel Farage – you remember – took time out from his busy schedule to post a New Year message to all his fans.

And it’s just as inclusive and progressive and relentlessly inspiring as you’d imagine.

Still, we’re very glad he did, because it prompted no end of mockery and here are our 5 favourite responses.

Colonel Mustard, in the travel tavern, with the lead piping? pic.twitter.com/9OavDOCODn

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) January 2, 2022

Brexit's going well isn't it, Nigel? 🤣🤣🤣

— Olly ☕️ (@OllyVanGaal) January 2, 2022

Is he about to get up and dance to Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice? https://t.co/m2Zcuv4Ijl

— ianVisits (@ianvisits) January 2, 2022

I'd rather wake up and discover I'd been sewn into the next Human Centipede

— Dan Dawson (@Dawesomedawson) January 2, 2022

“Nigel is in the diary room” pic.twitter.com/1fEG2DpNwO

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) January 2, 2022

This was a bit niche.

Love the new outfit 👍 pic.twitter.com/qh4Rgx2P5Q

— A Confederacy of Dunces (@AConfedofDunces) January 3, 2022

And this was very NSFW.

pic.twitter.com/wPtQfvpZ1G

— Chris Patterson (@RoadRunner_CP) January 2, 2022

And people also wondered this.

https://twitter.com/JerryHicksUnite/status/1478001653848682496?s=20

To conclude …

Umm. Nope. https://t.co/NyGJ616r0P

— David Aaronovitch (@DAaronovitch) January 2, 2022