Sue Gray delivered a damning verdict on Boris Johnson’s No 10 – 23 favourite responses
13.
He actually feels sorry for himself.
*He* feels wronged by this.
— Rafael Behr (@rafaelbehr) May 25, 2022
14.
Thanks a lot Sue, now Boris is in tears and refusing to come out of his room. Hope you’re happy with yourself. #partygate #kitileaks
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 25, 2022
15.
"Stay at home, protect our NHS, and save the date for Bob's leaving do." pic.twitter.com/Wiq5IV9PfY
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) May 25, 2022
16.
“I take full responsibility for this string of offences that are obviously and objectively matters that should demand my resignation.”
“So will you be resigning?”
“Absolutely fucking not.”
— Stella Cast 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (they/she) (@SpillerOfTea) May 25, 2022
17.
So it appears that Boris Johnson’s big takeaway from the Sue Gray report is that the leader of the opposition should resign.
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) May 25, 2022
18.
"I am humbled and I have learnt a lesson"
…
"Sir Beer Korma"
— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) May 25, 2022
19.
Look how few Conservative MPs are prepared to sit in the Commons chamber and defend Boris Johnson.
The rows of empty green benches are more dangerous for the PM than a few Tory voices calling for him to quit. pic.twitter.com/C6zAyFSvKa
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) May 25, 2022
20.
This is shockingly bad. He has no honour.
— Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant) May 25, 2022
21.
— Cold War Steve (@coldwarsteve) May 25, 2022
22.
It only takes one man to move out –
– for the whole country to be able to ‘move on’.
— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) May 25, 2022
23.
Boris Johnson making a ‘dad joke’ by calling Keir Starmer ‘Beer Korma’ is about the only fatherly thing he’s ever done.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 25, 2022
To conclude …
When you hear that so much booze went down at No10 that lockdown revellers sprayed wine up the walls, abused staff, and vomited, it's enough, well, to make you want to vomit.
— Dominic Minghella (@DMinghella) May 25, 2022
And this.
Word of the day is 'misken' (15th century): to refuse to recognise something by pretending it's not happening.
— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) May 25, 2022
And finally, this.
BREAKING: everyone.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 25, 2022
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