23 hilarious dad jokes to help escape the hell of it all for a moment or two

13.

‘My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough.

‘Saw it coming a kilometer away.’
dontexist

14.

‘Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.’
ebkbk

15.

‘What genre are national anthems?

‘Country.’
rupanath97

16.

‘What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.’
TheInstituteOfSteel

17.

‘My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding…

‘She got mad and said she’s never playing scrabble with me again.’
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18.

‘A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.

‘The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
RabidSyphiliticDingo

19.

‘Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?

‘To the I.C.U.’
AlabamaMayan

20.

‘My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

‘I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Daudelin1

21.

‘My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month…

‘To my surprise, the calendar skipped from April to June. I turned to tell her we’re missing a month.

‘She said, “What’s the matter? You look dis-Mayed…”

‘She’s apparently been waiting a month for this set up.’
lan_mcdo

22.

‘It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house…

‘The difference is staggering.’
wcslater

23.

‘What has five toes but isn’t your foot?

‘My foot.’
D3V1L420

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