34 favourite funny reactions to a Mail columnist’s kidney-theft hearsay
18.
… no kidneys. https://t.co/m3UkywudJE pic.twitter.com/gpINoZ1nvu
— Sarah Phelps (@PhelpsieSarah) July 17, 2023
19.
My best friend went to Turkey and all she brought me was this lousy kidney.
— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) July 17, 2023
20.
— The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 (@jasemonkey) July 17, 2023
21.
I have stolen
The kidneys
That were in
The two british womenAnd which
They were probably
Hoping
I'd leave as I did unspecified cosmetic surgeryForgive me
I am foreign
But now they're in a well known London Hospital
So brave, and so real.— scriblit at masto don dot social (@Scriblit) July 17, 2023
22.
That's nothing, I know someone who woke up in hospital with four extra kidneys
— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) July 17, 2023
23.
I know of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but you don’t see me chatting bollocks about it on here.
— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) July 17, 2023
24.
Two kidneys? In this economy?
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) July 17, 2023
25.
And are these kidneyless women in the room with us now, Petronella? https://t.co/JsG5icbsav
— Tara: Demon to some Angel to others 🏳️🌈🇮🇸🇮🇪 (@TheBluestStar) July 17, 2023
26.
There’s just a tiny problem with this story https://t.co/TAJ0fFabTi
— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) July 17, 2023
27.
Is this what Rishi meant about people not getting good value from their education? I think I get it now. https://t.co/4XyTM6hCkh
— Lisa Holdsworth (@WorksWithWords) July 17, 2023
28.
– I know of two women who came back from turkey with zero kidneys
– It’s literally murder
– I meant one kidney
– look just trust me, I’ve got no medical knowledge and an unnamed friend pic.twitter.com/BgcNi1zE9h— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2023
29.
when Bluesky or Threads delivers posting like this, I'll listen https://t.co/NPLRW2ZM4z
— Alan White (@aljwhite) July 17, 2023
30.
Turkish cosmetic surgeons with their stolen kidneys pic.twitter.com/vUzHasgG93
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) July 17, 2023
31.
I'm not sure even a hospital can do much for you if you have "no kidneys", unless you came through arrivals attached to a dialysis machine. But I think you'd notice that. https://t.co/LvOdimkOGS
— Michael Glasper (@michaelglasper) July 17, 2023
32.
"I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no BLANK." pic.twitter.com/RzA6jAwbN5
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) July 17, 2023
33.
“What did I say, Roy?”
“You said you know of two British women in a well-known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys.” pic.twitter.com/NgwsKqOa9M
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) July 17, 2023
34.
Breaking: Kemi Badenoch announce Kidneys for Carpets Trade Deal with Turkey!#WyattTradeOrganization pic.twitter.com/KkND5YrOyj
— T-Rexit! 🏴🇮🇪🇪🇺🐟 (@ItRecks) July 18, 2023
Finally, a word from a real doctor.
Yes, this is true, they're both admitted to the renal unit at the Royal Imagination Infirmary. Please thoughts and prayers with them. https://t.co/OnpGhnhcOD
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) July 17, 2023
That’s cleared that up.
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