Andrew Tate said food was for losers and these 13 comebacks were simply delicious
To the world of Andrew Tate – no, stick with us, please – where the toxic manfluencer had some impotent, sorry, important lifestyle advice for his legion of fan boys everywhere.
It turns out Tate is no fan of Masterchef or The Great British Bake Off and definitely not Come Dine with Me. Because food, it turns out, is for losers.
Foods awful and eating sucks. I eat the bare minimum and as fast as possible.
I hate eating. I hate feeling full.
Men who think cooking makes them manly are cucks afraid of the cage desperate to validate a non existent masculinity.
Imagine how stupid you have to be to find…
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) November 9, 2023
Putting aside the possibility that if he didn’t wolf his food down so quickly he wouldn’t be wracked by crippling indigestion quite so much, it prompted an entire smorgasbord of very funny comebacks.
These were particularly delicious.
‘Fellas is it gay to eat.’
‘Andrew talking about non existent masculinity is pretty funny.’
‘Andrew, Gordon Ramsey is still hotter than you.’
‘Gordon actually has a chin, which makes him 100x hotter automatically .’
‘Even for masculinity, the dude is like “I eat the minimum amount”, while most macho men trying to get bigger are eating a ton to fuel their exercise. He’s even clueless about being masculine.’
‘He’s such a fucking freak. How can anyone be a fan of this guy? Seriously. Such a freak.’
‘Big words for someone caught due to a pizza box …’
‘Ha! Food is one of the most appealing expiriences of being alive. What a weird and sad being.’
‘He hates food, he hates sex (with women), he hates all of the luxury shit he has. An absolutely miserable sack of shit, and millions of boys look at him and go “yeah, I want to be that.”‘
‘Tell me you don’t know how to properly grill a steak without actually saying you don’t know how.’
‘Mans scared of carbs after being fucked by a pizza.’
‘This is what happens when you are so detached from emotions and dramatically lack self-awarness that you take out your emotional issues onto the world for everyone to see, when a therapy would otherwise do wonders.’
‘I’m seriously convinced he’s a social experiment. I’ve seen a lot of toxic masculinity, a few sexist freaks and right-wing nutters. None quite like him, he just delves too far into troll territory. There’s no way everything he says can be so cartoonishly over the top and blatantly wrong lmfao.’
To conclude …
‘He cannot be real .’
‘Be mad at everything.
‘That includes food.
‘Populist conservative ideology.’
Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country.
This is absolutely epic. pic.twitter.com/kyz4pqegkJ
— Alejandra #CeasefireNow (@Esqueer_) December 29, 2022
Source Reddit u/Visqo