Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
There hasn’t been a great deal to laugh about over the past week – especially over the last day or so. In such dark times, it’s important to seek out the lighter news and comments online – if only for a short break.
For that reason, we’re particularly grateful to this week’s contributors to our round-up of funny tweets (or posts, if you prefer).
1.
me after receiving one (1) email from work pic.twitter.com/aFEwEeK4V0
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 30, 2025
2.
guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) January 26, 2025
3.
The huge satisfaction when you drop something breakable and stop its fall with your foot. Must be what it feels like to be a superhero.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 26, 2025
4.
this is not a drill https://t.co/L0m5JNFr7W
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) January 27, 2025
5.
One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.
— Hunter the Bounty Dog (@huntergraybeal) January 26, 2025
6.
POV: You get dumped over text @asda pic.twitter.com/ANo7TpPl5K
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) January 28, 2025
7.
why does my three month old baby’s clothing have more pockets than mine. tf is he gonna do with them. he doesn’t even know what his hands are
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) January 28, 2025
8.
everyone please keep my 15 yo in your thoughts and prayers today. Because of a plumbing issue that isn't fixed yet, he has to walk about 20 steps further to the next closest bathroom from his room. He is "sick of this crap".
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 25, 2025
9.
adding “no worries if not” at the end of my manifesto
— erica (@ericanextdooor) January 28, 2025
10.
To everyone worried about the dangers of TikTok influencers on kids, please know that every day, a new YouTuber sets up an account and convinces someone’s husband that there’s no need to hire a plumber.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 25, 2025
11.
No one:
My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are fucking stupid, I’m gonna take them down
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) January 29, 2025
12.
me: my son doesn’t wear diapers anymore now that he’s pr trained
you: do you mean potty trained
my son, with shit on his face: I am shocked and deeply saddened by the allegations being levied against me. Needless to say, they are false. I have always been an ally to women, and
— Sham (@pyaazhater) January 29, 2025