People have been sharing their five achievements last week, after Elon Musk ordered federal employees to do just that – 21 favourites
12.
I got high on ketamine, went to a fascist convention, waved a chainsaw around wearing a gold chain and dark glasses, might have gotten groped by Matt Schlapp, and ghosted my baby mama(s). Oh wait, that was you…
— Susie ️ (@susiedaytona.bsky.social) February 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
13.
1. More
2. Than
3. You've
4. Ever
5. Done— Federal Employee News (@fednews.bsky.social) February 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
14.
1. Person
2. Woman
3. Man
4. Camera
5. TV
15.
1. Stood up to Nazis.
2. Stood up to Nazis.
3. Stood up to Nazis.
4. Stood up to Nazis
5. Stood up to Nazis.— Megan Christine (@mchristine0101.bsky.social) February 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
16.
Free idea for federal employees:
1 – I supported and defended
2 – the Constitution of the United States
3 – against all enemies
4 – foreign
5 — and domestic.
— Jen Bendery (@jbendery.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
17.
5 things we did last week
1. Sold Tesla model 3
2. Migrated account from Twitter
3. Took mental health meds- FU Kennedy
4. Called and wrote my Congressman
5. Pet the cat- a lot— TheAssCat (@theasscat.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
18.
1. None
2. Of
3. Your
4. Bees
5. Wax— stacywes.bsky.social (@stacywes.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
19.
My five accomplishments sending to Elon:
1. Kiss
2. My
3. Ass,
4. Phony
5. Stark— blkhks07 (@blkhks07.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
20.
Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.— Will Burrows (@bajoran-orbison.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
21.
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
— Delaney King (She/Her/innit?) (@delaneyking.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Someone imagined Trump’s bullet points.
Do we get to see the fat bastard list?
– Monday – Golf
– Tuesday – Golf
– Wednesday – Golf
– Thursday – Golf
– Friday – Golf— GADesparadoTom (@tidnov.bsky.social) February 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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This Elon Musk fanboy went into bat for their hero and ended up owned into Alpha Centauri
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