Someone designed a beer bottle for sticking in the – erm – sand, and the medical profession entered the chat – 18 funny (and occasionally NSFW) comments
A concept created for a 2023 conference by designer Kenji Abe has just gone viral on X, where people have certain – how can we put this – concerns.
The beer bottle that can easily be stuck in the sand on a visit to the beach was part of an Axis exhibition for the 2nd International Conference on Design for Ocean Environments. Here’s how it looks.
The description, from his website, says –
“Drinking beer while gazing at the sea is special. How- ever, bringing a table to the sandy beach is challeng- ing, and it is difficult to find a flat surface to place your bottle of beer. Hence, the artist conceived this work, evoking the desire to stick a glass bottle of beer into the sand. Users can fully enjoy the sea, sandy beach, and blue sky with this work, enhancing the beach beer-drinking experience.”
Almost two years later, the image showed up on social media – where nuance and context go to die.
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach pic.twitter.com/irXvvYdTO9
— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) July 19, 2025
A few people pointed out some obvious problems with the concept.
1) You don't want to stick a beer bottle in the hot sand.
2) Any bottle can be stuck in the sand.
3) Normal bottles can even be put on the table.I don't see a point in it.
— Shal (@Shalxxx1) July 19, 2025
Most people, however, were convinced people might not just stick it in the sand.
1.
Stick into the … sand … yeah, sure. https://t.co/BOXDZzMvv4
— Chief Bullshitness Officer (@Milizac83) July 20, 2025
2.
In the UK this will end up stuck in someone’s arse https://t.co/JvzkReWBB0
— Sandford Police Comms (@Sandford_Police) July 19, 2025
3.
Finally a beer for bottoms. https://t.co/atnowVfNqq
— Ben O’Flanagan (@benoflan21) July 20, 2025
4.
Because Emergency Room doctors don’t already have enough to deal with. https://t.co/5mnMoB4vdh
— Narwitz (@SophiaNarwitz) July 20, 2025
5.
Me, an RN: https://t.co/l9RxKNsabk pic.twitter.com/9bClileHRb
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) July 20, 2025
6.
Great…. Can’t wait to see one of my patients ‘fall’ on this https://t.co/4Pi3z7Yuyz
— Natasha Day MBE (@NatashaMDay) July 20, 2025
7.
where’s that EMT on tiktok who just looks at objects then looks at the camera and shakes his head in warning? we need him for this. https://t.co/36SrtA3KI7
— Aaron West (@oeste) July 20, 2025
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https://t.co/EgXhltLg03 pic.twitter.com/O9sanjFkP3
— Rufus T Firefly, *insert* Extraordinaire (@hoggonomore) July 20, 2025
9.
Get your mind out the gutter pic.twitter.com/5x7MIQdXlG
— ₿an (@BanBlockChain) July 19, 2025


