The predicted Rapture didn’t happen, and we’re shocked …shocked, we tell you! 24 absolutely heavenly comments

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the rapture happened it's just no one qualified

— Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM

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RAPTCHA

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— Russell Garner (@rgarner.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM

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It was the rapture of modern times and God arrived not with a trumpet blast but with a gnarly electric guitar riff. One where a crybaby pedal is used

— Ghost of an old timey prospector (yes actually) (@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM

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folks, big news. got raptured. if you’re seeing this, congrats on making it. turns out they were the assholes all along.

— Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM

17.

Rapture is cancelled again

— God (@thegodpodcast.com) September 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM

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up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

— onion person (@junlper.beer) September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM

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Unfortunately, all my money was taken up in the Rapture.

— Richard Blandford (@rblandford.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM

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I’d like to speak with the rapture manager, please.

— Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM

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To: All Staff
Subject: The Rapture

In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.

— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM

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Still no Rapture? If only the Lord were as punctual as He is wrathful. Glory!

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM

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What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM

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wait the rapture took only my clothes

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— darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM

It had to be done …

People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM

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