Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to our Friday round-up of the comedic delights of Twitter that caught our eye this week. As always, we recommend you grab yourself a few minutes of peace and quiet to enjoy it.
If you spot something you like, show it some love with a retweet or even a follow.
1.
‘No scones are left in this van overnight.’ Trust is in our name and nature but even we have our limits @NationalTrust pic.twitter.com/oeKGYBJx1P
— Celia Richardson (@CeliaRichards0n) October 8, 2025
2.
[At job interview]
Interviewer: And so, what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Me: Umm, probably a Sausage Egg McMuffin and a Hash Brown.
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) October 6, 2025
3.
it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 9, 2025
4.
sick to death of paying through the nose for an Airbnb and still having to take home a suitcase of my own shit pic.twitter.com/QKSO3iZBr2
— BRYN_BORANGA (@BRYN_BORANGA) October 6, 2025
5.
My brain: Needs to use GPS when I’m driving to remember how to get to a place I’ve driven to multiple times before.
Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 8, 2025
6.
Amazing scenes here. A Ryanair plane got blown so far off course, it actually landed at the city it said it was flying to.#StormAmy pic.twitter.com/Nag8zqKYd4
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) October 4, 2025
7.
I’m surprisingly adept at picking the checkout line where everyone acts like they’ve never done this before.
— krista (@kristabellerina) October 8, 2025
8.
This celery traveled all the way from California to end up in the trash. It makes you think.
— Avogadro’s House of Moles (@schumoo) October 8, 2025
9.
Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95
— Chris White (@PISDI94_96) October 7, 2025
10.
Terrible idea. Absolutely ruined my jeans. pic.twitter.com/oLuma6IcVv
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) October 3, 2025
11.
Stay safe out there folks, kids who used to eat Tide Pods are old enough to drive now
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) October 8, 2025
12.
Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 4 AM.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 5, 2025