25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
As a philosopher I come from a rich tradition of being annoying af
— Ersatz Doctor (@ersatzdoctor.bsky.social) November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
14.
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
15.
I'm not saying I watched #TheTraitors, but from now on I will have to question the credibility of anything David Olusoga says about anything.
I mean, statistically, his reasoning was wrong 182% of the time.David Olusoga: "When WW2 ended in 1945…"
Me: "Really? Gonna have to fact-check that now"— Richard Littler (@richardlittler.bsky.social) November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
16.
‘Where’s your fucking poppy?’
— Balderdash (@balderdash.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
17.
[speed date]
me: how do you do
date: do what ?
me: RING THE BELL RING THE FUCKEN BELL RING THE B
— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
19.
Dracula is a tragic figure, a European who doesn't like garlic
— Rob Palk (@robpalk.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
20.
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
21.
Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
— Just TurDucky (@justducky.bsky.social) November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
22.
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
23.
me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
24.
Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
25.
An Oxbridge man replying to Brittney telling him her latest struggles
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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