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Arch Maga Laura Loomer announced that she wants a king, and got a right royal roasting – 17 top takes

Oonagh Keating. Updated November 28th, 2025

You may remember Maga cultist Laura Loomer from such flashes of brilliance as –

Calling the Pope a Marxist …

Woke Marxist Pope!

Threatening a vote strike …

If President Trump is removed from ballots & they prevent him from being the nominee, I’ll never vote in another election ever again and I will use my platform & my lists to make sure millions of other republicans don’t vote either. I will only vote for Donald Trump.

This vile comment about the introduction of a short-lived makeshift prison in the middle of a swamp, nicknamed Alligator Alcatraz …

Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

For reasons best known to herself, she has now decided to go with this hot take.

That’s it. I want a King.

George Washington might like a word. In his absence, Twitter pointed out the obvious.

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