‘What is the most annoying thing I can (legally) put in my garden?’ – 22 items guaranteed to rile the busybody neighbours

12.

‘A tall hedge you can cut into ‘suggestive’ shapes. Cut it yourself so you can use the excuse that you’re not very good and that she has a dirty mind.’
–Shoddy_Pilot_2737

13.

‘Peacocks.’
–PetersMapProject

14.

‘Catch a wild Scotsman, chain him up in the garden (they’re fairly hardy, a good oilskin and a thick kilt is all they need for an English winter) in close proximity to a set of bagpipes.’
–Pachyderminthegaff

15.

‘One of our neighbours puts their pet parrot in the garden when it’s warm enough. The same two-note whistle for hours on end.’
–Obvious-Water569

16.

‘Stonehenge made of fridges.’
–ProfessorPeabrain

17.

‘I Googled this for a laugh and came up with this fun site: ’10 plants that look like Marijuana but aren’t’. Plant these and then watch her face when she calls the police only to find out that you’re growing a a row of perfectly legal Cassava plants.’
–Yikes44

18.

‘A few Bat Boxes. Cheap, and if they have bats roosting, would be illegal for her to do anything about it.’
–Curious_Peter

19.

‘If their garden is really maintained, have someone else not in the household buy you a packet of dandelion seeds then toss the seeds across their grass at night.’
–Lewis19962010

20.

‘My neighbour’s kid has a bicycle bell. And a propensity to ring it in the garden for hours. Hours.’
–Shot_Potential7648

21.

‘Someone near me has what looks very much like a three ton stone butt plug in the front garden. I’m sure it’s probably not a butt plug, but there’s no harm in trying.’
–Fit-Bedroom-7645

22.

‘Are you an early riser or a deep sleeper? How inconvenient for yourself to get a cockerel?’
–Any_Set_8916

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