25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel.b3ta.com) January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
14.
Someone likes gearboxes.
— David Cake (@davecakes.bsky.social) January 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
15.
New Bond titles just dropped
— David KC (@davidmuttering.bsky.social) January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
16.
Nooooooooooooo!
— HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) January 6, 2026 at 9:41 AM
17.
Given it's only January 3rd, and the world has plummeted even further, I'm going to make a prediction that all those empty GÜ pots people hang on to will be legal tender by March 6th.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
18.
Oh Jesus Christ…oh no…Paddington?
— Rose Ruane (@regretteruane.bsky.social) January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
19.
I guess we've got this motherfucker to blame for the sub-zero temperatures. Fancy leaving the door open so all the cold can come out.
20.
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
— amy artworms brown(she/her) Jumbo Jibbles (@artworms.bsky.social) January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
21.
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
22.
Manchester United lineup vs Burnley leaked!
— BeardedGenius (@beardedgenius.bsky.social) January 6, 2026 at 9:50 AM
23.
Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser.
— George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
24.
The first two hours this morning
— Mark Reel (@markreel.bsky.social) January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
25.
My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.
— Olaf Falafel (@ofalafel.bsky.social) January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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