25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
It’s Wednesday, it’s April Fool’s Day and it’s time for our weekly round-up of what’s been giving us a laugh over on Bluesky. There are no pranks – just puns, topical jokes, funny captions …the good stuff.
If you see something you like, show it some love. If you see something you don’t like – keep it to yourself. This is Bluesky, not Muskville.
Enjoy!
1.
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
— Pete Volk (@petevolk.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
2.
"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 8:58 AM
3.
The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out
— Dave Bulmer (@demontomatodave.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
4.
New elderly stripper name just dropped
— HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) March 31, 2026 at 11:02 AM
5.
STORE CLERK: i'm sorry sir but the store is closing
BONO: *deep breath*
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) March 31, 2026 at 5:09 AM
6.
hold my beer, hemingway
— updog sinclair (@jonchristian.net) March 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
7.
I always thought it was socially acceptable to mop gravy up with a piece of bread in a restaurant, but apparently, it has to be “your plate” and you have to “have clothes on”. Well excuse me for not reading the small print.
8.
gone to see a mobius stripper, she's been taking her jumper off for 40 minutes
— Mutable Joe (@mutablejoe.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
9.
Some sad news today. My Lord Of The Rings spin-off series 'FrodoCop' has been rejected by literally everyone.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
10.
is there some reason they dress him as Dracula now
— Miles Klee 🦉 (@milesklee.bsky.social) March 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
11.
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
— Nick Moran (@nemoran.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
12.
jesus probably faked his own death bc trying to split the bill at dinner between 12 friends is a fucken nightmare.