Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
body language says a lot about an individual. for example if the police are talking to you through a megaphone, they’re probably pretty pissed
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) April 29, 2026
14.
My dad used to say “always get up early so you can beat the morning crowds.”
Nice man, overzealous riot police officer.— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) April 28, 2026
15.
Might fuck around and reply “that sounds like a you problem” to every work email today.
— KS (@KES537) April 28, 2026
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and… pic.twitter.com/gHff7TTDgS— Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. (@HannahIamthest1) April 29, 2026
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Claims that a postman dumped Reform Party leaflets in the bin are now being investigated, to make sure he put them in recycling pic.twitter.com/NSM0EBjggP
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 27, 2026
18.
I'm brave, but not "select all emails and delete everything in my inbox" brave.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 28, 2026
19.
silhouette looks like someone trying to get the most out of their toothpaste pic.twitter.com/RMFRfXOXJp
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) May 1, 2026
20.
I couldn’t undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head & got stuck.
Now I’m sat in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.
— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) April 28, 2026
21.
Hammock has to be the worst place to give or receive bad news
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) April 28, 2026
22.
I've finally understood the difference between want and need… like I want 6 pack Abs but I need steak
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) April 28, 2026
23.
Job Interviewer: "Why are you asking for such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?"
Applicant: "Well, the job is much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing."
— Chaos Coordinator (@Teatank01) April 28, 2026
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If only there was a word for this kind of behaviour. pic.twitter.com/1HREc08kiw
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) May 1, 2026
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Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there.
Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄 #NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31 pic.twitter.com/hjdD4X2ulm— Graham A (@graham1A) April 30, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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