People shared the pettiest reasons they didn’t date someone and it’s a nit-picking delight – 37 hilariously trifling no-nos

21.

‘I used to talk to someone who said would type “pist” instead of “pissed”. Drove me up a damn wall.’ DoctorRockor

22.

‘Excessive emoji use.’ milenamariaaa

23.

‘My mom stopped dating a guy because he unfastened and refastened the velcro on his shoes throughout an entire movie.’ hyteck9

24.

‘Was at her place and said we’d order pizza. She literally went to the kitchen and came back saying she put the order in. Didn’t ask what toppings I wanted, any sides, nothing.’ DanHero91

25.

‘She lived across the bridge and I hate going across the bridge.’ chenyu768

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26.

‘The grey heel part of his socks were pulled up to his ankles.’ vineclan

27.

‘She kept using the word “Redonkulous” in normal conversation. I felt my soul dying every time I heard it.’ Fromhe

28.

‘Weird gum to teeth ratio. Too gummy.’ 365Blistering

29.

‘She once wanted a burger without chips. I wanted one with chips. She ate all of my chips. Her reason was that because I wasn’t eating my chips because I didn’t want them. I asked her if I didn’t want then why did I order them?’ willbeonekenobi

30.

‘After sex, “thanks for having me today.” charliefortean

31.

‘He would call me his “beautiful angle”. He really didn’t know how to spell angel so for 5 months I put up with being an angle.’ Nicole_xx19

32.

‘I just didn’t want to keep driving to that part of town because of traffic.’ hewrites

33.

‘A guy on a dating app said he wouldn’t date me because I didn’t like oysters.’ Awkward_turtle404

34.

‘His laugh. It was the weirdest sounding laugh I’ve ever heard. The first time I heard it I was like “Nope, can’t deal with that for the rest of my life” … Since many of you want to know what it sounded like, here’s my best description. It’s like he was trying to inhale and laugh at the same time. Very breathy, like gasping except worse?’ LizzieLibrarian

35.

‘During sex, she would close her eyes and frown in concentration. Once my brain made the connection that she looked like Sam the Eagle from the Muppets, it was over for me.’ browncoat47

36.

‘She would insist on a job interview level of formality whenever we talked. For those asking for examples, the first time I asked her to my place went like this:

Me: So do you want to take this back to my place?

Her: Is this an invitation for intercourse?

Me: … yes… it is…

Her: Please ask again properly please.’
Not-an-Ocelot

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‘Everytime I touched her, I would smell of egg. Like holding hands, egg.. Hug her, my shirt would smell of egg. Strangest bit was, she didn’t smell like that whatsoever. Also, when I broke it off, the egg smelling stopped. So IDK.’ SuperSquirrel13

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