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‘What’s the most aggressively British thing you’ve ever witnessed?’ – 19 fearsome displays of politeness and eccentricity

13.

‘I was exiting Boots when a young woman and her friend were walking in. The poor young woman somehow tripped and came flying in the doors. After recovering her balance she apologised to everyone who had seen her trip and nearly fall over. Poor thing!’
bickylala

14.

‘I saw a dinner lady and a lollipop lady having a shouting match once.’
Asaxii

15.

‘Flew into Palma Mallorca last week. There was big queue for the new fingerprint scanners non-EU people have to go through. Someone blatantly pushed in. The collective tut was astonishing. Obviously no one said anything.’
highrouleur

16.

‘I once got a taxi home with my boyfriend. I told the driver “third left”. He must have miscounted and he turned and the second left. We got out the car and obviously couldn’t go into any houses. For some reason the taxi driver didn’t drive off so we hid behind a car.

‘When he eventually drove off, we walked back to my actual house. Thinking back, he probably waited for a while because we were quite young (15/16) and he was probably checking we got home safe.’
LeadershipAble773

17.

‘Saw a couple load so many bottles of alcohol on to the Tesco checkout it wouldn’t move forward.’
jess-star

18.

‘My wife and I, along with three kids of our kids, on our first family holiday abroad, first time flying as a family. Arrived at Munich at about eight o clock at night, and set off from the plane in search of our luggage. A whole bunch of people from our plane joined a queue along the concourse, so we just joined it too.

‘It took a whole 15 minutes of waiting in this queue before we found out they where all waiting for their connecting flight somewhere else. The luggage was a further hundred yards down the way.’
Last_Philosopher4487

19.

‘There was a fare dodging crackhead refusing to get off the bus once, driver kept asking them to get off, several other passengers asked them to get off.

‘Eventually this middle aged, very meek looking guy got up, went downstairs and shouted “Will you PLEASE alight from the bus, I need to get home because I have a STEW in my slow cooker!” and he actually did get off.’
Sad-Nectarine-7855

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