‘What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a stranger shout out of nowhere?’ – 22 hilariously gobby people

13.

‘Saw a drunk old bloke in a Brighton Wetherspoons stand up from his stool and shout “DEAN GAFFNEY’S BUMHOLE!” before throwing up on himself and then sitting back down to finish his pint.’
–BigDumbGreenMong

14.

‘I wouldn’t call it shouting, but there was a drunk guy walking past my flat around Christmas, singing Silent Night. Without warning, he switched voices into an absolutely bang-on imitation of Louis Armstrong.

‘Even thinking about it has made me burst out laughing.’
–MadJohnFinn

15.

‘A few summers ago I heard a very angry man having a go at his fan.

“Oscillate you FUCK!”‘
–LectricVersion

16.

‘I lived next to a play park. Some guy was on the phone out there having a really heated argument, pacing up and down. I couldn’t make out what he was saying until he screams out “NO SHARON, I WILL BRING THE HORS D’OEUVRES!”‘
–Mediocre_Sprinkles

17.

‘A child saying to their mum “If you was dead, I would be happier”. She must have been 3.’
–Specific_Pomelo_8281

18.

‘Wasn’t necessarily a shout, but God it made me laugh

‘Was at the cinema with my boyfriend and there was an advert for KFC. At the end of it, a few rows back, a man said (I’m not sure if to himself, or to the person he was with): “I like chicken.“‘
–slimedewnautica

19.

‘Mancunian accent: “Wesley! Come back! Fine, I’m leaving! No, come back! Come back!”’
–martinbean

20.

‘I’m 6 foot 6. Years ago, there used to be pub inside Birmingham New Street station.

‘I walked out after a pint and this bloke in his 70s, all bent over in flat cap like he was in a Lowry painting, shouts in a thick Brummie accent ‘You’d be no good shagging my missus, she only 4 foot 2’ and walked off.

‘This was maybe thirty years ago and I’ve still not thought of a witty reply.’
–SheepskinTearaway12

21.

‘A neighbour from a few doors down from her garage one evening “John! I’ve run over the cat – oh God, John!” then a few seconds later “Oh no don’t worry, it was only a cauliflower.”‘
–1Eyed1saac

22.

”Sunny Wednesday afternoon, it was the first good weather after winter. We were lucky to have booked the week off and had gone down to the local for a few in the beer garden. A few other people had had the same idea so it was weirdly busy for the day/time.

‘White van goes past and the driver leans out the window to scream at the top of his lungs…

“DO SOME FUCKING WORK!!”‘
–welsh_will

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