“Oh, you’re a programmer? I have a problem with my printer…”. What’s the equivalent of this in your job? 28 things not to ask at parties

15.

“Oh, you’re a voice actor? Do “x” character’s voice!”
PotentialAH

16.

“Oh, you’re a programmer? I have an idea of a cool app!”
lowleveldata

17.

Oh you’re a nurse, can you have a look at my ingrowing toenail?
shellshocked637

18.

Oh you’re an Occupational Therapist- Can you help me find a job.
Funke_Munke

19.

“You work in a restaurent? How about treating me to dinner sometime?”
NoisyNatalie

20.

“Oh you work for a law firm? My son’s ex-girlfriend wants full custody of their kid. What should he do?”

A. I’m a mass tort paralegal, I don’t do family law B. He needs to get a lawyer.
MelponemeLee

21.

Oh you work as a social media analyst?

“Can you check why I don’t get many likes or comments on my photos?”
Kimbokjoke

22.

“Oh your a musician, play that one that goes, bun dum dum bun dum donn bom”
BigEchees

23.

“Oh, you are a Mathematician? What is 35122*748383?”

Use a goddamn calculator.
DarkRuler

24.

Oh , you are a comedian? Tell me a joke.
Solum_Nox

25.

“Oh you’re an urban planner. You should put the main road in this 200 year old town somewhere else
socialtechnocracy

26.

Oh, you studied psychology? Then I’ll have to watch what I’m thinking, as you can read my mind.
sndrvnk

27.

“Oh you work for the library? I just read this book, but I don’t remember the title. *proceeds to expose the entire plot* Do you know what it is?”
lynsyp

28.

“Oh you’re a gardener? WhY cAnT I EvEn kEeP mY cAcTuS aLiVe???”
Extreme_seaweed5214

KeithWaits had a different problem.

So you’re a statistician? …..

I never get to help friends and family with my professional skills 🙁

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Someone asked which jobs would suit people who hate everyone, and these 17 fit the grumpy bill

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