Fisher Price unveil “My First Bunker” for children deeply concerned about 2017

Fisher Price describe ‘My First Bunker’ as “an ideal bug out solution for children aged from 1-8 who are worried about the coming apocalypse”.

“With the rise of nationalism at home and the prospect of an all out trade war between two nuclear superpowers next year, we felt we needed to update our line to feature toys that are more contemporary,” said Fisher Price’s head of product development.

“As with all our toys ‘My First Bunker’ will be both educational and inspiring.”

“There’s a wipe-clean picture book that will educate young survivors of armageddon about the dangers of nuclear and chemical fallout, and the big button that sings a happy song when you push it will inspire them to make it through another hellish day of subsistence farming turnips in an irradiated wasteland.”

The bunkers will be available in a range of appealing colours – including beige camo, NATO green and battleship grey. Adult supervision is suggested, if any are left alive.